Monday, February 11, 2008

Mustache February


Hello All,


Yes it's me, your 3rd grade gym teacher. Now don't tell me that if I put on the "Tight" shorts and tube socks with the stripes on the top I don't look like your gym teacher? Or maybe if I had a mullet and a "Wife Beater" tank on with my molester mustache, I'd go back in time to 1985 and have a S-10 truck and dice hanging from the mirror. That’s right, you guessed it, It's MUSTACHE FEBRUARY!!!!!! Everyone in my platoon and most of the rest of the company are growing them for the month. I tell you, we all look so bad. If you know me at all, you know I don't do facial hair because I know how bad I look with it. In the team spirit of things, I'm doing it. Some of the guys can grow one in less than a week, it took me about 10 days to get to this. It is in the itchy phase now so I can't keep my fingers off of it right now. It itches so badly!!!! By the end of the month we are going to get everyone together and take a picture. I'm going to let it get so bushy that it will tickle my nose by the end of the month. Then I can shave it off and be done with it forever (I know that will make you happy Sarah). Till then I will update you on the growth process every week as well as pictures. Remember, it is only for one month so you only have to see a few pictures this way.......LOL!!!


In other news, the weather is starting to warm up again. It is in the 70's for highs and it will only get hotter. At least the rainy season is almost over because at least the heat doesn't create mud. Also it means that I'm that much closer to coming home. Work is the same and as every Monday night, it’s poker night. Tonight’s theme is "Love Your Stud" stud poker tourney. With Valentine’s Day fast approaching we thought we would celebrate early. Now I hope all of you guys out there remembered to get the woman in your life a nice Valentines gift. Now that doesn't leave you ladies off the hook, guys like things also. Just not flowers, Chocolate will do and also your company to help eat it. With Sarah, it will be via the web cam with coffee and the Reeses that she sent me. It's not the same as being there but, it will have to do for this year. I'll make it up to you on our anniversary, Sarah.


That’s it for this week!!!! Be sure to tune in next week when we will see our hero's mustache grow to infinite proportions. It will be the mustache that takes over Iraq!!!!!!!


See Ya!


Dan

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice mustache! In addition to gym teacher you could pass for a motercycle cop or a porn star?

Anonymous said...

YOU LOOK LIKE THE NATURE BOY - WOOOO! ON THAT BICYCLE. HAHAHA